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[docwithablog]

the first | action
the second | random scenario
the third | action
the fourth | texting
the fifth | action
the sixth | action
the seventh | shipping picture prompt
the eighth | action
the ninth | texting
the tenth | texting
the eleventh | action
the twelfth | texting
the thirteenth | action
the fourteenth | texting
the fifteenth | action
the sixteenth | action
the seventeenth | action (unfinished)

Comments

[acuriousincident]

Fine, I'll get the shopping. Why are you at a conference? It's not like you have a job.

[docwithablog]

Continuing professional development, let's put it that way.

[acuriousincident]

For the purpose of what, cluttering up your mental space? Might not make much a difference, granted, with all that crap telly you're always watching.

[docwithablog]

Yes, good, lovely. Do I have to pace you for your shopping trip? Are you even dressed?

[acuriousincident]

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( pictured: a selfie, taken from about the waist down, showing a pair of dark pyjama bottoms, the lower parts of a silk dressing gown and two naked, pale feet, forced into a pair of worn-looking trainers. One can glimpse the outline of the front door as well as a small part of the hallway tapestry. )

[docwithablog]

You're not wearing any pants, are you?

[acuriousincident]

No.

[docwithablog]

Guess the grocer's better than Buckingham Palace.

[acuriousincident]

Figure I'll just - pop in, pop out. Where do they keep the tea at the grocer's?

[docwithablog]

Dried foods, tea and coffee products, aisle 11 at the bottom.

[acuriousincident]

All right.

Not too interested in... Dr. Shirley Crabb of the British Red Cross? She's been on for a while.

[docwithablog]

That's called stalking, Sherlock.

[acuriousincident]

And that's called deflecting.

[docwithablog]

Listen, she's talking about injury prevention.

Most of the people I'm treating while running around after you are in fact already dead.

[acuriousincident]

Wish that were the case for the grocer's, too. Why are there so many people in the world, John? Dumb, lazy people who can't seem to decide on whether to get one kind of needlessly complicated cereal or another, virtually similar brand. Can't locate the milk. Should I buy sausages?

[docwithablog]

Shit. Okay, good. Sherlock.

1) We already have milk, unless you've drunk it all.
2) No sausages, what the ever loving --
3) Just. Get. The. Tea.

[acuriousincident]

☐ Milk (but can't remember if I left it on the counter last night so potential wildcard)
☑ Baking soda
☐ Sausages
☐ Did you know there are more than forty different tea flavours for sale?
☐ Insta coffee?
☐ Beans??
☐ Toast???

... might require assistance.

[docwithablog]

Ditch the baking soda, for God's sake. Forget everything but the tea.

And then get us some Earl Grey. We know Earl Grey. We like him, yes?

[acuriousincident]

I've just been yelled at by an old lady for leaving the baking soda in the wrong aisle.

[docwithablog]

You -- cold read her, didn't you?

[acuriousincident]

I may have told her to get her heart checked within the week.

The cancer will get her in the end, though.

[docwithablog]

For fuck's sake, Sherlock.

[acuriousincident]

The tragedies of life.

[docwithablog]

You really feel for her, I can tell.

[acuriousincident]

On my way back now. I have tea and a fly swatter in the shape of a cow.

It was... good of you. To help.