psl.

[docwithablog]

the first | action
the second | random scenario
the third | action
the fourth | texting
the fifth | action
the sixth | action
the seventh | shipping picture prompt
the eighth | action
the ninth | texting
the tenth | texting
the eleventh | action
the twelfth | texting
the thirteenth | action
the fourteenth | texting
the fifteenth | action
the sixteenth | action
the seventeenth | action (unfinished)

Comments

the ninth.

[docwithablog]

Okay, I've got, what, 27 missed calls from you. What the hell's happened?

1/2

[acuriousincident]

Obvious. You've been ignoring me.

[acuriousincident]

The rather more salient question being - why?

[docwithablog]

Phone's been on silent mode, seeing as I am currently at a conference, Sherlock.

[acuriousincident]

What? Where?

1/2

[docwithablog]

University of Winchester.

[docwithablog]

As I told you when I left yesterday morning. Didn't you -- No, never mind.

[acuriousincident]

Oh. I've been shouting for you, too - we're out of tea.

[docwithablog]

Terrible.

Time to do the shopping, then.

[acuriousincident]

Meaning you won't be back today. Nor tomorrow.

[docwithablog]

Conference closes Friday afternoon.

[acuriousincident]

Fine, I'll get the shopping. Why are you at a conference? It's not like you have a job.

[docwithablog]

Continuing professional development, let's put it that way.

[acuriousincident]

For the purpose of what, cluttering up your mental space? Might not make much a difference, granted, with all that crap telly you're always watching.

[docwithablog]

Yes, good, lovely. Do I have to pace you for your shopping trip? Are you even dressed?

[acuriousincident]

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( pictured: a selfie, taken from about the waist down, showing a pair of dark pyjama bottoms, the lower parts of a silk dressing gown and two naked, pale feet, forced into a pair of worn-looking trainers. One can glimpse the outline of the front door as well as a small part of the hallway tapestry. )

[docwithablog]

You're not wearing any pants, are you?

[acuriousincident]

No.

[docwithablog]

Guess the grocer's better than Buckingham Palace.

[acuriousincident]

Figure I'll just - pop in, pop out. Where do they keep the tea at the grocer's?

[docwithablog]

Dried foods, tea and coffee products, aisle 11 at the bottom.

[acuriousincident]

All right.

Not too interested in... Dr. Shirley Crabb of the British Red Cross? She's been on for a while.

[docwithablog]

That's called stalking, Sherlock.

[acuriousincident]

And that's called deflecting.

[docwithablog]

Listen, she's talking about injury prevention.

Most of the people I'm treating while running around after you are in fact already dead.