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[acuriousincident]

I really need that pen now, John.

[docwithablog]

And I ignored you the first time around for a reason, Sherlock.

[acuriousincident]

And the three additional times? Come on, this is a serious matter.

[docwithablog]

No, those times I was at the mall, the post office and the florist respectively.

Why have you not just gotten off your lazy arse and fetched it yourself -- after three hours?!

[acuriousincident]

Obviously I'm busy, John, seeing as nobody in this wretched city does anything of interest and keeping my brain running in the face of all this nothing is a full-time occupation. Why were you at the florist's?

[docwithablog]

3rd date flowers.

[acuriousincident]

Ah. Tulip girl.

[docwithablog]

Actually it's a cactus. A very rare cactus, I was told.

[acuriousincident]

No, I mean, she looks like one. Her nose, especially.

[docwithablog]

She doesn't look like a --

I think I might hate you, Sherlock.

[acuriousincident]

No doubt you'll have marvelous children. Tulip-shaped and averagely clever, what a gift to the world.

15 minutes later

[docwithablog]

Will you be able to keep this cactus alive or should I just give it to Mrs Hudson right away?

1/2

[acuriousincident]

Adding 'unreliable' to the list, then. Great.

[acuriousincident]

I can find a use for it. Leave it on the kitchen table.

[docwithablog]

Okay… I'll be home in twenty minutes. Where's your pen, again?

[acuriousincident]

Well, I don't know, do I? Somewhere between the kitchen and the far-left living room window.

[docwithablog]

Oh, you mean somewhere in the clutter? Helpful, very helpful.

[acuriousincident]

A case would be helpful. The pen's just a distraction.

[docwithablog]

Well, here's a distraction. Pick a colour. Any of the primaries.

[acuriousincident]

What, why?

[docwithablog]

I'm currently 218 yards from Baker Street. Guess.

[acuriousincident]

... ah.

Get one in blue.

[docwithablog]

I'm not even going to ask.

Anyway, since I'm now apparently free tonight, I'm going on a pub crawl. If you want to save me from looking too pitiful, you should come.

[acuriousincident]

If nothing better turns up, then sure.

[docwithablog]

May you and your future case be very happy together.