storyline one.

[docwithablog]

chronology -

00. word association w/ Sherlock

1. gen texting w/ Sherlock

2. the case of the missing first violinist w/ Sherlock

3. the case of the missing first violinist w/ Sherlock

4. the case of the missing first violinist w/ Sherlock

5. the case of the missing first violinist w/ Sherlock

6. texting w/ Sherlock

7. texting w/ Sherlock

8. texting w/ Sherlock

9. texts from last night w/ Sherlock

10. the case of the dying detective w/ Sherlock

11. the case of the dying detective w/ Sherlock

12. the case of the dying detective w/ Sherlock

13. the case of the great game w/ Sherlock

14. the case of the great game w/ Sherlock

15. texting w/ Sherlock

16. otherwordly w/ Sherlock

17. the case of the navel treatment w/ Sherlock

18. the case of the navel treatment w/ Sherlock

19. the case of the navel treatment w/ Sherlock

20. the case of the navel treatment w/ Sherlock

21. texting - part one | texting - part two w/ Sherlock

22. the case of the navel treatment w/ Sherlock

23. texting w/ Sherlock

24. the case of a scandal in belgravia w/ Sherlock

25. texting w/ Sherlock

26. the case of a scandal in belgravia w/ Sherlock

27. the case of a scandal in belgravia w/ Sherlock

28. the case of a scandal in belgravia w/ Sherlock

29. truth or dare w/ Sherlock

00. texts from last night w/ Sherlock

30. the case of the devil's foot w/ Sherlock

31. the case of the devil's foot w/ Sherlock

32. the case of the devil's foot w/ Sherlock

33. the case of the devil's foot w/ Sherlock

34. the case of the devil's foot w/ Sherlock

35. the case of the devil's foot w/ Sherlock

36. the case of the devil's foot w/ Sherlock

37. texting w/ Sherlock

38. the case of the devil's foot w/ Sherlock

39. the case of the devil's root w/ Sherlock

00. word association w/ Sherlock

00. texting w/ Sherlock

00. penny for your thoughts w/ Sherlock

40. midnight texting w/ Sherlock

41. interlude w/ Sherlock

42. interlude w/ Sherlock

43. interlude w/ Sherlock

44. texting w/ Sherlock

45. the case of the sign of three w/ Sherlock

46. the case of the sign of three w/ Sherlock

47. the case of the sign of three w/ Sherlock

48. texting w/ Sherlock

49. texting w/ Sherlock

50. texting w/ Sherlock

51. anniversary w/ Sherlock

52. texting w/ Sherlock

53. interlude w/ Sherlock

Comments

23.

[acuriousincident]

Question: is it possible for a middle-aged man with chronic asthma to drive a bicycle for 10 miles with his skull cracked?

[docwithablog]

Is the fracture depressed?

[acuriousincident]

Nope.

[docwithablog]

If he's in good shape, so his asthma won't be a hindrance, the answer is technically yes.

Why?

[acuriousincident]

Ha! I thought as much.

Anderson's ineptitude is frankly astonishing at times. How does he breathe and still retain any basic brain capacity? Possibly, he simply doesn't. That might actually explain a few things.

[docwithablog]

Could you perhaps refrain from involving me in the part of your casework that's basically just bitching about Anderson?

[acuriousincident]

Just stating facts, John. Do you have a problem with facts?

He also missed the bicycle paint.

[docwithablog]

Okay, good. Tell me about the bicycle paint.

[acuriousincident]

Nothing much to tell, it's not significant in and off itself. Similar in type, however, to the car driven by the so-called "witness" - though to be fair, as a perpetrator, technically he is also a witness. A useless, lying witness but a witness none the less.

[docwithablog]

Hardly useless, if you can deduce from his testimony that he did it.

Also, I'd kiss you right now, but I can't for obvious reasons.

[acuriousincident]

The paint, John, not the testimony! The testimony was more fictional than your blog entries, even, imagine that.

You could, by the way. Not going anywhere.

[docwithablog]

Yeah, so. Did you miss the entire bloody monologue I did yesterday about going to Dublin?

[acuriousincident]

Yes? Why are you going to Dublin? I think that's a terrible idea.

[docwithablog]

I am in Dublin, Sherlock. Medical conference.

[acuriousincident]

Oh. Well.

So you are.

[docwithablog]

Did you check my room or yours?

[acuriousincident]

No, just the hallway. You leave distinctive marks when you come and go.

[docwithablog]

All right. Presumably, I shed a lot.

[acuriousincident]

Your trolley needs a new wheel on the right side.

[docwithablog]

For God's sake! I said goodbye to you this morning, you kissed me. How can this go over your head, I've been missing for approximately six hours.

[acuriousincident]

You've had yoghurt for breakfast with banana and kiwifruit. You managed to drink tea and coffee which should've tipped me off, certainly, that you were leaving for the airport but all in all, I'm just very used to you being here rather than anywhere else. It's basic cognitive economy at work. I think, for a couple of minutes, I knew you'd left but after that, the notion just faded into obscurity.

[docwithablog]

I'm flattered by how I fade into obscurity while you at any point can enumerate who even knows how many bloody types of tobacco ash.

[acuriousincident]

243.

So long as you answer your phone, John, it hardly matters whether you're here or there.

[docwithablog]

Oh, I see. Well, then... I'll return to my lecture.

[ That's it. That's the conversation. ]

[acuriousincident]

John?