[ Yes, deflect, deflect. It's late, isn't it? He's hungry. You're not yourself when you're hungry, all the commercials say so, too. John sees only one solution. ]
No time for cruel twists of fate, I'm starving. Meet me for lunch?
There are six restaurants near your practice, two of which require a prior reservation. Of the four remaining, one serves a strictly vegan menu which appeals to neither of our palates, one employs a charming waiter who has made it blatantly obvious that he finds you irresistibly attractive, and one keeps irregular hours and has already closed for the evening, so the fourth and final option is the only truly viable one.
Also, I put a tracking app on your mobile ages ago so there was never any mystery to begin with.
I would tell you to stop messing with my things, Sherlock, but I'm honestly too hungry to care. So if you know where we're going -- which you obviously do, that was a very good show-off, bravo -- get down here and keep me company.
[ He's inclined to agree, honestly. Very good show-off. And to finish off on a happy note, he quickly texts Sherlock the following, before turning around: ]
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No time for cruel twists of fate, I'm starving. Meet me for lunch?
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[And he doesn't just mean by being a doctor.]
Where, and when?
Or rather, would you like for me to tell you how I already know the answer to both questions?
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Also, I put a tracking app on your mobile ages ago so there was never any mystery to begin with.
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[Now that's a good show-off.]
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Idiot.